I really wish that Injustice would get a PC release. Aquaman has a super move in that where he FEEDS HIS OPPONENT TO SHARK I wanna play that all the time.
official john barnes summer playlist 2013: that new culo lp gahd damn
i cut up peppers for chili 6 hours ago and my hands are still burning i’m pretty excited to shovel some cheese on that motherfucker and digest it
If you played LA Noire please talk about it with me.
Whoa the last act of L.A. Noire is incredible
so my favorite thing about the prof. layton series is that they’re mystery games that take place in a universe where a shit-ton of impossible things happen all the time like, there is ALWAYS a twist and it is ALWAYS even crazier than the initial explanation. if hound of the baskervilles was a prof. layton game then the twist would be that the dog wasn’t a ghost…. it was...
Yo chili is the best food.
beatnikgarbageartist asked: 1, 7, 31, 39, 40
beatnikgarbageartist: folks i don’t actually hate myself i just do it online for jokes Folks I hate myself a lot
pretty happy about how “xbox one” sounds like “xbox wan” e.g. xbox “woof!” in japan
so happy about this reservoir dogs torture scene in this bob’s burger’s episode
uggggh i can’t find the little spacer thing for 45s on my record player and this roar split needs it
w/e beefy crunch burrito comes back today everything is okay for once in the world
except for bad jokes but i still respect people who tell bad jokes
i like jokes
list of comedians who should be completely disregarded because of one thing they’ve said: none list of comedians who are completely disregarded because of one thing they said: a lot i try not to make jokes that are insensitive to other people but chelsea peretti having done that is a dumbass reason to decide that you’re against her.
laughing forever about people getting mad about chelsea peretti
slow-riot: This is just a reminder that you can buy rolls of colored duct tape at the Met punk exhibit for $8 when the same thing would cost you $2 at literally any other place. jerkcity hd is the only art that matters
finally watched bernie wowzers
more serious rundown of this course: required texts: probably of mice and magic, something else relevant movies to watch: triplets of belleville totoro a pixar movie TBD tokyo godfathers ghost in the shell akira snow white sleeping beauty (compare/contrast w/ snow white, look at them sharp lines! this movie matters!) coraline monster house waltz with bashir persepolis probably even...
i just wanna teach a class on animated movies we would watch triplets of belleville
professor layton has cutscenes that legit could just be scenes from triplets of belleville do you realize how insane that is it has the best animated cutscenes i’ve ever seen
also because i heard 3 is the best one yet and i fucking loved 1 and 2. professor layton is probably the most surprised i’ve ever been by a game b/c i thought it’d be pretty eh but those games are fucking incredible. they are probably the best nintendo exclusive right now.
i bought professor layton 3 today because i’m almost done with l.a. noire but i’m not done with being a detective type guy
7:23 babbling to jackie about japanese porn directors
The Joyful Noise HDTGM doesn’t even bring up how at one point Queen Latifah’s son ASKS HER TO REJECT GOD
i wanna hang out with jessica st. clair and lennon parham sometimes i get really mad about how neither of them are absurdly famous
spending this summer trying to really learn my way around a slow cooker
it isn’t even 10 am and i’ve already introduced somebody to the ergs this is a good day for me
my collection of roar records is the only material wealth that’s working out for me
my copy of i can’t handle change is so first pressing that it’s not even listed on discogs
i may not be able to talk to my parents but i do have the first pressing of every ROAR release
is it cheating to include two john dwyer bands on the same list? no because fuck you
top 5 bands that nobody listens to and everybody should (in order of least to most last.fm listeners) awesome snakes ROAR kepi ghoulie pink & brown coachwhips
my whole life is just a desperate search for an mp3 of the original crimony version of vampire party
nobody ever acknowledged my “no wonder veronica hates him” when ben weasel punched that girl and i’m still pissed about that because that’s the fastest i’ve ever made a good joke
honorable mention: i’m really sorry that there is no chinese telephones album on there
no order but top 5 pop punk albums: milo goes to college dorkrockcorkrod my brain hurts the blind wink hospitals
ben weasel’s being the worst aside my brain hurts is top 5 pop punk albums of all time
what i’m saying is that if milo goes to college doesn’t send you through every emotion you have then you’re dumb and i hate you
the same goes for bikeage
if you have never at least teared up at jean is dead then you’re not a nice person